The other quote wall

Yeah, he’s young… in a geological point of view. (the elf)

And my legs were like, “You’re heavy. Get off!” (the elf)

Live a little or you just might die! (Two Hobbits)

I think better when I’m not wearing pants! (Two Hobbits)

It grieveth me that I should lose this tree. (Two Hobbits, reading the BoM)

I don’t care who you are, or what culture you’re from, you don’t walk into someone’s house and help yourself to their cheese. (A Professor)

Okay, now where are the chicken-people? (Brother___)

You cotton-headed ninny-muggin. (Two Hobbits …quoting Elf)

Silly Radians, they’re right up there with them Radicals! (Two Hobbits)

I’m usually an endure to the end type of person, but I’ve already endured and there was no end. (A Friend concerning Calculus)

I bet’cha if you stab someone in the eye with this, it would hurt. (Two Hobbits concerning her whisk)

I don’t wanna go out and face the voices! (the elf)

Growling maliciously won’t solve anything. (Two Hobbits)

Why is the rose covered in cheese? (Two Hobbits)

“The Unknown Citizen” describes a casualty of normalcy and bureaucracy with great skill and irony. God have mercy on his soul. (the elf, in conclusion to an essay, not used)

Dude, I’m just gonna take my shirt off.(Two Hobbits, who was wearing an undershirt too)

I’m thinking, no, I’m not.(Two Hobbits)

They get tired of being in their own crowded country, so they jump the border like Mexicans. (Two Hobbits, concerning her shoes)

Some sooouuuul brothers. (the elf)

I’m tired of frying to death, I’m not an egg. (Two Hobbits)

I don’t want anyone eating my spirit. (the elf)

“Let me explain—no there is too much—let me sum up” (Princess Bride) No, you won’t believe me—let me lie. (the elf)

They are very big and evidently very heavy and I have never wanted to play one, but I have been tempted to hide in their cases. (the elf on sousaphones)

Lothar, King of the Wheat! (Two Hobbits concerning a picture of a boy who is all kinds of attractive… later judgment has removed this title from him and bestowed it upon the more deserving)

There is no ‘R’ in ‘mountain’. (the elf)
My pirate was showing! (Two Hobbits)

The Romans were such Douche bags. They made all the lights go out. (Two Hobbits, reading about how at Christ’s death there would be no light.)

Am I sexy yet? (Two Hobbits)

Feel the power! I can make people laugh by tilting my head. (the elf)

Relax, cheer up, you only have a fifty-fifty chance … implied: of going to heck, or of destroying yourself. (the elf, summarizing 2 Nephi 10:23)

Did you just compare my heart to bubble-wrap? (another boy, and yes, the elf did)

Homnumnomnum hmmm… Herman Melville (Two Hobbits)

Why is there a sock in my bed? (Two Hobbits)

Three dead fish, three dead fish. See how they float, see how they float. They floated over to the harbor dock, and gave the fisherman’s wife quite a shock, those three dead fish, three dead fish. (the elf and Two Hobbits)

He looks really funny; his beard is darker than his hair. … Makes me want one of those.(Two Hobbits)
A beard?(the elf)
No your ice-cream thingy. (Two Hobbits)

Watch out for the doors. They bight. (Two Hobbits to a girl, who’d just run into her door)

Yes! I just successfully burped like a man! (Two Hobbits)

That’s the most preposterous apostrophe I’ve ever seen! (Two Hobbits)

Our chairs are just like our heads. We have some screws loose, and there’s some bums sitting in them. (Two Hobbits)

I feel like I’m walking between twilight zones. (Two Hobbits).
That’s a dangerous place to be. I’ve heard there are vampires there. (the elf)
Yeah, they should put up a sign or something.(Two Hobbits)
“Danger, do not walk here after dark.” (the elf)
“Cause we don’t want to be responsible if someone eats you for breakfast.” (Two Hobbits)

The reader leaves the story actually sympathizing for Cain, which is a unique position to be put in, and Conrad certainly gets credit for trying. May God have mercy on his soul. (Two Hobbits, in conclusion to an essay, used)