Greetings from both of the other half!

I don't even like the Lord of the Rings, and I'm the Two Hobbits.

Great.

Once again, my life pokes fun at me by my own hand behind my back when I'm not paying attention.

Yes, the travesty you're about to witness is all my fault. And once again, I'm just fine with that.

So without further ado, I give you the amusing tiddly bit I have prepared for you today.

Question the first: OUTSIDE dumpster? As opposed to what, exactly?

Question the second: Is that apostrophe preposterous, or just glad to see me?