Greetings to the World

Greetings to the world. This is the Elf. We have come to take over your universe. Wait, I’m pretty sure that’s a different story. No, we have come here for the good and amusement of all. Working sporadically tirelessly to bring you a look into the sanity and lack thereof of some of…. that was redundant.

Moving on…

Procrastination. What a beautiful, wonderful, horrible, and incredibly dangerous pastime of myself and a driving force of the Universe. Or it would be, but it doesn’t really drive it anywhere. Eventually it might. Anyways, you see, as I sit here, on my imaginary throne, I know, as I’m sure many of you have already realized, that I should be doing my homework. I have had this same homework weighing down upon my shoulders for almost a week, and I have had plenty of time to work on it, but have I? No. Of course not. Absolutely not. Positively not. Uh-uh.